Day 3

Rich and Steve running away

The cast are woken up by strange spooky noises outside, something bumps into the tent and everyone runs for it.

Al: Rich, run quicker, they're right behind us!

Rich: But I don't want to spill my beer.

Steve: Yeah.

Deja vu

They stop in a clearing, to get their breath back.

Rich: Damn, my beer's flat.

Steve: Yes, and your t-shirt appears to be covered in some kind of clear, slimy, almost drool-like substance.

Rich: Oh no, it must be the Witch's ectoplasm!

Rich offering some beer to a fox

Rich: I think I can see the Witch, lets see if it wants some beer.

Al: Don't be fucking stupid, its just a fox.

Rich: Oh yeah...

Steve: Come on, lets keep heading east.

Deja vu again

Cast head off, some time later they pass a familiar looking tree.

Al: Bloody hell, we've been going round in circles!

Steve: No we haven't.

Rich: Yeah, the big room all looks the same to me.

Al: No, we've definitely been walking in bloody circles.

Rich: No, wait! It's OK, I've found a rock shaped like a bottle opener.

Al & Steve: Yay!

Do you like scary movies?

The cast open their remaining bottles and drink the contents. For the rest of the night their mobiles ring continously with mysterious wrong numbers.

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