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Satanic Sysadmins |
| Homepage |
http://www.satanic.org/ |
| Cans short of a six pack |
2 cans short
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| Quote |
It has long been a widely-acknowledged fact among the System Administrator community that fixes to broken servers involve what is commonly known as "Voodoo" - That is, illogical sequences of actions which, despite their apparent stochastic reasoning, nevertheless seem to fix the problem at hand. We here at Satanic SysAdmins suggest a more "scientific", quantifiable approach. We maintain that there are definite, easily laid-out steps which can resolve various daily problems with a minimum of fuss. All it takes is absolute compliance to these simple instructions and unswerving devotion to our Lord and Master, Lucifer Light-Bringer. |
| Web Site |
Best description is ... appropriate. Red text, bold, underlining, etc, etc. They also have a neat Satanic Tux, but what would Linus say? |
| What? |
It's a site that recommends evoking the powers of evil to aid in your sysadmin job (no, not Micros~1 before you ask). Which reminds me - we really should finish the "TotL recommended code banishing techniques" page we meant to do in, um, 1995 or therabouts. |
| Comment |
Fucking A1. They have, beer, Tux penguins, rabid rantings, world domination leanings, everything. I didn't actually imagine that we could find a cult with this many good points: Beer, Penguins, UNIXisms and World Domination. Wow. |
| Suggested By |
Reaperman-SGS |
| Overall Rating |
6 flying saucers
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