Disclaimer: Caveat Lector.
Although this is a (roughly) accurate account of how
we make milkshake, we don't suggest that it is a good idea. If you go and
make yourselves ill or worse by following these instructions, it's
your own damn stupid fault. In fact don't do it.
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