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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Music vs ZoroastrianWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 5 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 6 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 7 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 8 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 9 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 10 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 11 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 12 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
| 13 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 14 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 100 |
| 2 |  Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 100 |
| 3 |  Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 100 |
| 4 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 100 |
| 5 | Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 99 |
| 6 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 97 |
| 7 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 96 |
| 8 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 96 |
| 9 | You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 94 |
| 10 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 94 |
| 11 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 92 |
| 12 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 89 |
| 13 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 88 |
| 14 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 84 |
| 15 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 79 |
| 16 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 62 |
| 17 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 61 |
| 18 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 60 |
| 19 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 52 |
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| 20 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 41 |
| 21 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 38 |
| 22 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 36 |
| 23 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 36 |
| 24 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 33 |
| 25 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 31 |
| 26 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 31 |
| 27 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 26 |
| 28 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 16 |
| 29 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 15 |
| 30 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 9 |
| 31 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 9 |
| 32 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 8 |
| 33 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 7 |
| 34 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 7 |
| 35 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 6 |
| 36 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 3 |
| 37 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 1 |
| 38 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 1 |
| 39 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 0 |
| 40 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 0 |
| 41 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 0 |
| 42 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Inanna slices and dices Ra Anubis slices and dices Mars Lemmy slices and dices Enki Ganesh smites Skuld Odin creams Elvis Ahriman smites Skuld Ganesh whallops Ahura Mazda Huitzilopochtli whacked Dennis Ritchie Raiden whallops Anubis Thor whallops Satan |
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