Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Misc vs Norse

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Misc team:


You

The person reading this page.

vs For the Norse team:


Skuld

Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan.

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
6SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
7HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
8Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
9EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
10ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
11GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
12ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
13MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson
14InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
Huitzilopochtli
AztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 100
2
Rationality
MiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 99
3
Odin
NorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 99
4CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 99
5YouMiscThe person reading this page. 98
6ThorNorseLad with the Hammer 98
7Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 98
8QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 92
9KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 92
10InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 91
11MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 88
12BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 84
13AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 82
14MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 78
15AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 75
16EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 65
17NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 60
18AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 57
19LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 50

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

20GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 45
21SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 43
22AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 43
23RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 39
24EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 36
25HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 35
26SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 27
27RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 25
28HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 24
29BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 23
30MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 15
31VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 13
32SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 12
33YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 10
34God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 7
35LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 5
36HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 5
37Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 4
38FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 3
39ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 2
40Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 2
41KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 1
42Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Ganesh whacked Michael Jackson
Fuji creams Inanna
Fuji slices and dices Inanna
Elvis smites Dennis Ritchie
Venus slices and dices Yahweh
Venus tromped Thor
Thor annhilated Mithra
Elvis destroyed Anubis
Raiden whacked Mithra
You ate Eris Discordia

foo? fnord!