Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Mythos vs Roman

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Mythos team:


Azathoth

Mindless Center of the Universe.

vs For the Roman team:


Mars

God of War, also work, rest and possibly play.

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
6SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
7Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
8HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
9EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
10ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
11ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
12GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
13MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson
14InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
You
MiscThe person reading this page. 100
2
Rationality
MiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 100
3
Huitzilopochtli
AztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 100
4CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 100
5ThorNorseLad with the Hammer 98
6OdinNorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 97
7Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 97
8QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 94
9InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 94
10MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 91
11KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 91
12AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 84
13BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 81
14MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 80
15AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 79
16EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 62
17NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 59
18LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 55
19AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 52

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

20AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 45
21SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 43
22HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 41
23RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 38
24GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 38
25EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 32
26SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 28
27RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 25
28BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 23
29YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 17
30SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 16
31HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 13
32God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 10
33MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 9
34Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 9
35VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 7
36Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 5
37LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 4
38FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 3
39HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 2
40ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 2
41Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 0
42KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Kali whacked Lemmy
Skuld ate Azathoth
Miclantecuhtli slices and dices Kali
Cthulhu smites Mithra
Lemmy smites Yahweh
Quetzalcoatl squishes Eris Discordia
Inanna creams Ganesh
Quetzalcoatl slices and dices Hera
Inanna creams Eris Discordia
Lemmy slices and dices Miclantecuhtli

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