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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Mythos vs EgyptianWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 5 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 6 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 7 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 8 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 9 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 10 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 11 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 12 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 13 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
| 14 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 100 |
| 2 |  You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 99 |
| 3 |  Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 99 |
| 4 | Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 98 |
| 5 | Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 98 |
| 6 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 98 |
| 7 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 98 |
| 8 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 94 |
| 9 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 93 |
| 10 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 91 |
| 11 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 89 |
| 12 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 84 |
| 13 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 81 |
| 14 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 80 |
| 15 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 74 |
| 16 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 65 |
| 17 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 59 |
| 18 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 55 |
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| 19 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 49 |
| 20 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 44 |
| 21 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 44 |
| 22 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 43 |
| 23 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 36 |
| 24 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 35 |
| 25 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 35 |
| 26 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 27 |
| 27 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 26 |
| 28 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 21 |
| 29 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 21 |
| 30 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 17 |
| 31 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 13 |
| 32 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 12 |
| 33 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 10 |
| 34 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 6 |
| 35 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 6 |
| 36 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 5 |
| 37 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 5 |
| 38 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 3 |
| 39 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 3 |
| 40 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 3 |
| 41 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 2 |
| 42 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 1 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Dennis Ritchie destroyed Hera Miclantecuhtli whallops Lemmy Satan squishes Venus Skuld whallops Azathoth Yahweh tromped Odin Raiden slices and dices Ganesh Ra smites Eris Discordia Ra tromped Bob Enlil squishes Bob Krishna whacked Enlil |
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