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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Judaeo-Christian vs InternetWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 3 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 4 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 5 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 6 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 7 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 8 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 9 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
| 10 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 11 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 12 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 13 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
| 14 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 100 |
| 2 |  Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 100 |
| 3 |  Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 99 |
| 4 | Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 99 |
| 5 | Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 99 |
| 6 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 99 |
| 7 | Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 98 |
| 8 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 98 |
| 9 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 97 |
| 10 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 93 |
| 11 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 90 |
| 12 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 90 |
| 13 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 82 |
| 14 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 75 |
| 15 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 67 |
| 16 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 67 |
| 17 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 58 |
| 18 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 58 |
| 19 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 57 |
| 20 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 50 |
| 21 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 50 |
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| 22 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 44 |
| 23 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 43 |
| 24 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 37 |
| 25 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 36 |
| 26 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 34 |
| 27 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 25 |
| 28 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 21 |
| 29 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 14 |
| 30 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 11 |
| 31 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 10 |
| 32 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 8 |
| 33 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 8 |
| 34 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 5 |
| 35 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 3 |
| 36 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 1 |
| 37 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 1 |
| 38 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 1 |
| 39 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 1 |
| 40 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 0 |
| 41 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 0 |
| 42 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Skuld ate Enlil Enlil annhilated Quetzalcoatl You whallops Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli tromped Horus Hera destroyed Horus Horus whacked Skuld Mithra ate Skuld Ra creams Ahura Mazda Mars ate Odin Inanna squishes Ahura Mazda |
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