War in Heaven

Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Hindu vs Music

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Hindu team:

Kali

Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan.

For the Music team:

Elvis

God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king')

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

Position	Team	Members
1	Aztec	Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli
2	Egyptian	Anubis Ra Horus
3	Norse	Thor Skuld Odin
4	Misc	You God(tm) Rationality
5	Hindu	Kali Krishna Ganesh
6	Zoroastrian	Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra
7	Roman	Mars Eris Discordia Venus
8	Mythos	Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep
9	Judaeo-Christian	Yahweh Baphomet Satan
10	Shinto	Susano Raiden Fuji
11	Internet	Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob
12	Sumerian	Enki Inanna Enlil
13	Greek	Hera Herculcheese Ares
14	Music	Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

Position	Name	Team	Comments	Score
1	You	Misc	The person reading this page.	100
2	Thor	Norse	Lad with the Hammer	100
3	Quetzalcoatl	Aztec	God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent.	100
4	Odin	Norse	Squinty scandanavian bloke	100
5	Kali	Hindu	Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan.	100
6	Ahriman	Zoroastrian	Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes.	100
7	Anubis	Egyptian	Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day.	95
8	Huitzilopochtli	Aztec	God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb.	93
9	Horus	Egyptian	Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil.	93
10	Rationality	Misc	Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general.	90
11	Miclantecuhtli	Aztec	God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either.	87
12	Ra	Egyptian	Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra!	84
13	Ganesh	Hindu	Elephant headed guy from the East	82
14	Raiden	Shinto	Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent.	75
15	Mars	Roman	God of War, also work, rest and possibly play.	65
16	Baphomet	Judaeo-Christian	God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII.	62
17	Inanna	Sumerian	Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot.	57
18	Bob	Internet	SubGenius god of Slack.	56
19	Eris Discordia	Roman	Lass with the golden apples	52
20	Cthulhu	Mythos	Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods.	51
Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods
21	Satan	Judaeo-Christian	The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery.	47
22	Linus	Internet	Author of Linux.	45
23	Azathoth	Mythos	Mindless Center of the Universe.	40
24	Lemmy	Music	God of Met'l	31
25	Mithra	Zoroastrian	Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures.	29
26	Susano	Shinto	Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss.	27
27	Nyarlathotep	Mythos	The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods.	23
28	Enlil	Sumerian	Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something.	23
29	Ahura Mazda	Zoroastrian	The Wise Lord	21
30	Ares	Greek	Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes.	18
31	Enki	Sumerian	Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation.	15
32	Hera	Greek	Hercules' evil step-mother.	12
33	Krishna	Hindu	Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry	10
34	Venus	Roman	Godess of love, and possibly furs.	7
35	Herculcheese	Greek	Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena.	7
36	Yahweh	Judaeo-Christian	God of the Old Testement	4
37	God(tm)	Misc	Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola.	4
38	Skuld	Norse	Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan.	2
39	Fuji	Shinto	Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety.	1
40	Elvis	Music	God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king')	1
41	Michael Jackson	Music	God of Pop	0
42	Dennis Ritchie	Internet	Wrote some computer thing.	0

Results of Last Few Battles

Yahweh smites Lemmy
Mars creams God(tm)
Susano smites God(tm)
Inanna creams Cthulhu
You tromped Satan
Ahura Mazda slices and dices Michael Jackson
Anubis smites Mithra
Hera whacked Skuld
Satan smites Fuji
Lemmy annhilated Nyarlathotep

foo? fnord!