Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Hindu vs Music

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Hindu team:


Kali

Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan.

vs For the Music team:


Elvis

God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king')

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
6ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
7RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
8MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
9Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
10ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
11InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob
12SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
13GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
14MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
You
MiscThe person reading this page. 100
2
Thor
NorseLad with the Hammer 100
3
Quetzalcoatl
AztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 100
4OdinNorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 100
5KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 100
6AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 100
7AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 95
8HuitzilopochtliAztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 93
9HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 93
10RationalityMiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 90
11MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 87
12RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 84
13GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 82
14RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 75
15MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 65
16BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 62
17InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 57
18BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 56
19Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 52
20CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 51

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

21SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 47
22LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 45
23AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 40
24LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 31
25MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 29
26SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 27
27NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 23
28EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 23
29Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 21
30AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 18
31EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 15
32HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 12
33KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 10
34VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 7
35HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 7
36YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 4
37God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 4
38SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 2
39FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 1
40ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 1
41Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 0
42Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Yahweh smites Lemmy
Mars creams God(tm)
Susano smites God(tm)
Inanna creams Cthulhu
You tromped Satan
Ahura Mazda slices and dices Michael Jackson
Anubis smites Mithra
Hera whacked Skuld
Satan smites Fuji
Lemmy annhilated Nyarlathotep

foo? fnord!