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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Aztec vs SumerianWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 5 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 6 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 7 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 8 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 9 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 10 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 11 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 12 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 13 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
| 14 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 100 |
| 2 |  Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 100 |
| 3 |  Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 99 |
| 4 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 99 |
| 5 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 99 |
| 6 | Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 98 |
| 7 | You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 97 |
| 8 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 93 |
| 9 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 92 |
| 10 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 92 |
| 11 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 88 |
| 12 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 84 |
| 13 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 82 |
| 14 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 79 |
| 15 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 74 |
| 16 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 65 |
| 17 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 60 |
| 18 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 57 |
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| 19 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 48 |
| 20 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 44 |
| 21 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 44 |
| 22 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 44 |
| 23 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 38 |
| 24 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 36 |
| 25 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 35 |
| 26 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 26 |
| 27 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 25 |
| 28 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 24 |
| 29 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 23 |
| 30 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 17 |
| 31 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 12 |
| 32 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 11 |
| 33 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 11 |
| 34 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 7 |
| 35 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 5 |
| 36 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 5 |
| 37 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 4 |
| 38 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 3 |
| 39 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 1 |
| 40 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 1 |
| 41 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 0 |
| 42 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Odin whallops Krishna You creams Fuji Mithra tromped Raiden Yahweh annhilated Eris Discordia Odin destroyed Yahweh Ahura Mazda whacked Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli whacked Raiden Mithra creams Enki Linus whallops Hera Krishna tromped Odin |
foo? fnord!