Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Egyptian vs Roman

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Egyptian team:


Horus

Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil.

vs For the Roman team:


Venus

Godess of love, and possibly furs.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
6SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
7Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
8HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
9EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
10ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
11GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
12ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
13MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson
14InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
Huitzilopochtli
AztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 100
2
You
MiscThe person reading this page. 99
3
Thor
NorseLad with the Hammer 99
4RationalityMiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 98
5OdinNorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 98
6Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 98
7CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 98
8QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 94
9InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 93
10KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 91
11MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 89
12BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 84
13AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 81
14MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 80
15AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 74
16EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 65
17NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 59
18AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 55

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

19LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 49
20SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 44
21GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 44
22AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 43
23HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 36
24RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 35
25EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 35
26RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 27
27SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 26
28BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 22
29HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 21
30MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 17
31SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 13
32YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 12
33VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 10
34God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 6
35LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 5
36KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 5
37Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 5
38HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 3
39FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 3
40Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 3
41Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 2
42ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 1

Results of Last Few Battles

Huitzilopochtli smites Herculcheese
Mithra creams Odin
Dennis Ritchie ate Hera
Miclantecuhtli squishes Lemmy
Satan whacked Venus
Skuld whacked Azathoth
Yahweh slices and dices Odin
Raiden slices and dices Ganesh
Ra annhilated Eris Discordia
Ra squishes Bob

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