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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Norse vs MiscWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 5 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 6 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 7 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 8 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 9 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 10 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 11 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 12 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 13 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
| 14 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 100 |
| 2 |  Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 100 |
| 3 |  Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 100 |
| 4 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 99 |
| 5 | Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 98 |
| 6 | Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 97 |
| 7 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 97 |
| 8 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 94 |
| 9 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 94 |
| 10 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 91 |
| 11 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 91 |
| 12 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 84 |
| 13 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 81 |
| 14 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 80 |
| 15 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 79 |
| 16 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 62 |
| 17 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 59 |
| 18 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 55 |
| 19 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 52 |
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| 20 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 45 |
| 21 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 43 |
| 22 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 41 |
| 23 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 38 |
| 24 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 38 |
| 25 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 32 |
| 26 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 28 |
| 27 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 25 |
| 28 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 24 |
| 29 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 17 |
| 30 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 16 |
| 31 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 13 |
| 32 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 10 |
| 33 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 9 |
| 34 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 9 |
| 35 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 7 |
| 36 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 5 |
| 37 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 4 |
| 38 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 3 |
| 39 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 2 |
| 40 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 2 |
| 41 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 0 |
| 42 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Skuld whacked Azathoth Miclantecuhtli squishes Kali Cthulhu whacked Mithra Lemmy tromped Yahweh Quetzalcoatl tromped Eris Discordia Inanna whallops Ganesh Quetzalcoatl smites Hera Inanna creams Eris Discordia Lemmy smites Miclantecuhtli Bob destroyed Cthulhu |
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