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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Mythos vs NorseWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 5 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 6 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 7 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 8 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
| 9 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 10 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 11 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 12 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 13 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 14 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 100 |
| 2 |  Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 100 |
| 3 |  Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 99 |
| 4 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 99 |
| 5 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 99 |
| 6 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 99 |
| 7 | Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 97 |
| 8 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 94 |
| 9 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 92 |
| 10 | Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 92 |
| 11 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 91 |
| 12 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 89 |
| 13 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 88 |
| 14 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 82 |
| 15 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 78 |
| 16 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 76 |
| 17 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 59 |
| 18 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 57 |
| 19 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 50 |
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| 20 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 48 |
| 21 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 45 |
| 22 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 42 |
| 23 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 39 |
| 24 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 32 |
| 25 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 32 |
| 26 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 22 |
| 27 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 21 |
| 28 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 15 |
| 29 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 15 |
| 30 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 11 |
| 31 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 10 |
| 32 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 8 |
| 33 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 7 |
| 34 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 6 |
| 35 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 6 |
| 36 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 6 |
| 37 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 4 |
| 38 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 4 |
| 39 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 2 |
| 40 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 1 |
| 41 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 0 |
| 42 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Linus whacked Elvis Ares destroyed Satan Enlil annhilated Kali Fuji tromped Dennis Ritchie Ganesh ate Baphomet Eris Discordia whallops Odin Baphomet whallops Ahura Mazda Eris Discordia slices and dices Horus Raiden smites Herculcheese Kali tromped Mars |
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