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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Zoroastrian vs InternetWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 2 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 3 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 4 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 5 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 6 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 7 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 8 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 9 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 10 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 11 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 12 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
| 13 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 14 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 100 |
| 2 |  Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 100 |
| 3 |  Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 100 |
| 4 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 100 |
| 5 | You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 99 |
| 6 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 98 |
| 7 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 97 |
| 8 | Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 96 |
| 9 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 96 |
| 10 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 96 |
| 11 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 95 |
| 12 | Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 94 |
| 13 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 90 |
| 14 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 88 |
| 15 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 85 |
| 16 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 81 |
| 17 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 80 |
| 18 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 79 |
| 19 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 74 |
| 20 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 73 |
| 21 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 70 |
| 22 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 59 |
| 23 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 56 |
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| 24 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 33 |
| 25 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 27 |
| 26 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 25 |
| 27 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 24 |
| 28 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 22 |
| 29 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 20 |
| 30 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 17 |
| 31 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 11 |
| 32 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 9 |
| 33 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 5 |
| 34 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 5 |
| 35 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 4 |
| 36 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 3 |
| 37 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 3 |
| 38 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 0 |
| 39 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 0 |
| 40 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 0 |
| 41 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 0 |
| 42 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Cthulhu creams Enki Kali slices and dices Satan Quetzalcoatl destroyed Susano Herculcheese squishes Skuld Susano squishes Linus Odin whallops Miclantecuhtli Azathoth destroyed Fuji Baphomet destroyed Miclantecuhtli Thor slices and dices Nyarlathotep Baphomet destroyed God(tm) |
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