War in Heaven

Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Hindu vs Zoroastrian

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Hindu team:

Kali

Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan.

For the Zoroastrian team:

Ahura Mazda

The Wise Lord

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

Position	Team	Members
1	Aztec	Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli
2	Mythos	Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep
3	Norse	Thor Skuld Odin
4	Misc	You God(tm) Rationality
5	Roman	Mars Eris Discordia Venus
6	Sumerian	Enki Inanna Enlil
7	Judaeo-Christian	Yahweh Baphomet Satan
8	Hindu	Kali Krishna Ganesh
9	Egyptian	Anubis Ra Horus
10	Zoroastrian	Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra
11	Shinto	Susano Raiden Fuji
12	Greek	Hera Herculcheese Ares
13	Music	Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson
14	Internet	Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

Position	Name	Team	Comments	Score
1	You	Misc	The person reading this page.	100
2	Rationality	Misc	Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general.	100
3	Huitzilopochtli	Aztec	God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb.	100
4	Cthulhu	Mythos	Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods.	100
5	Thor	Norse	Lad with the Hammer	98
6	Odin	Norse	Squinty scandanavian bloke	97
7	Eris Discordia	Roman	Lass with the golden apples	97
8	Quetzalcoatl	Aztec	God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent.	94
9	Inanna	Sumerian	Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot.	94
10	Mars	Roman	God of War, also work, rest and possibly play.	91
11	Kali	Hindu	Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan.	91
12	Ahriman	Zoroastrian	Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes.	84
13	Baphomet	Judaeo-Christian	God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII.	81
14	Miclantecuhtli	Aztec	God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either.	80
15	Azathoth	Mythos	Mindless Center of the Universe.	79
16	Enlil	Sumerian	Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something.	62
17	Nyarlathotep	Mythos	The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods.	59
18	Lemmy	Music	God of Met'l	55
19	Ares	Greek	Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes.	52
Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods
20	Anubis	Egyptian	Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day.	45
21	Satan	Judaeo-Christian	The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery.	43
22	Horus	Egyptian	Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil.	41
23	Raiden	Shinto	Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent.	38
24	Ganesh	Hindu	Elephant headed guy from the East	38
25	Enki	Sumerian	Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation.	32
26	Susano	Shinto	Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss.	28
27	Ra	Egyptian	Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra!	25
28	Bob	Internet	SubGenius god of Slack.	23
29	Yahweh	Judaeo-Christian	God of the Old Testement	17
30	Skuld	Norse	Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan.	16
31	Hera	Greek	Hercules' evil step-mother.	13
32	God(tm)	Misc	Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola.	10
33	Mithra	Zoroastrian	Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures.	9
34	Ahura Mazda	Zoroastrian	The Wise Lord	9
35	Venus	Roman	Godess of love, and possibly furs.	7
36	Dennis Ritchie	Internet	Wrote some computer thing.	5
37	Linus	Internet	Author of Linux.	4
38	Fuji	Shinto	Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety.	3
39	Herculcheese	Greek	Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena.	2
40	Elvis	Music	God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king')	2
41	Michael Jackson	Music	God of Pop	0
42	Krishna	Hindu	Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry	0

Results of Last Few Battles

Kali slices and dices Lemmy
Skuld slices and dices Azathoth
Miclantecuhtli annhilated Kali
Cthulhu ate Mithra
Lemmy squishes Yahweh
Quetzalcoatl tromped Eris Discordia
Inanna whacked Ganesh
Quetzalcoatl squishes Hera
Inanna smites Eris Discordia
Lemmy squishes Miclantecuhtli

foo? fnord!