Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Roman vs Misc

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Roman team:


Mars

God of War, also work, rest and possibly play.

vs For the Misc team:


Rationality

Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general.

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
3MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
4NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
5HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
6ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
7MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
8RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
9Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
10ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
11InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob
12SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
13GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
14MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
You
MiscThe person reading this page. 100
2
Thor
NorseLad with the Hammer 100
3
Odin
NorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 100
4KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 100
5AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 98
6HuitzilopochtliAztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 97
7RationalityMiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 95
8QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 90
9AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 85
10MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 83
11HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 83
12RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 76
13GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 72
14RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 70
15BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 64
16CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 63
17MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 62
18BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 57
19InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 56
20Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 56

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

21SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 47
22LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 47
23AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 40
24MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 28
25SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 27
26NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 27
27LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 27
28God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 20
29AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 20
30EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 14
31KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 13
32HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 12
33YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 10
34VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 10
35EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 10
36Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 9
37FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 4
38SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 2
39HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 2
40Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 0
41ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 0
42Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Ra whacked Elvis
You whacked Raiden
Ahura Mazda annhilated Yahweh
Satan smites Ganesh
Enki whacked Huitzilopochtli
Ganesh whacked Yahweh
Venus whallops Dennis Ritchie
Venus annhilated Dennis Ritchie
Hera squishes Yahweh
Miclantecuhtli squishes Ahura Mazda

foo? fnord!