Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Judaeo-Christian vs Shinto

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Judaeo-Christian team:


Yahweh

God of the Old Testement

vs For the Shinto team:


Raiden

Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent.

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
6SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
7Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
8HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
9EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
10ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
11ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
12MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson
13GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
14InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
Thor
NorseLad with the Hammer 100
2
Rationality
MiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 100
3
Cthulhu
MythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 100
4HuitzilopochtliAztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 99
5OdinNorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 98
6Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 97
7KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 96
8InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 95
9YouMiscThe person reading this page. 94
10QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 94
11MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 93
12BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 88
13AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 88
14MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 84
15AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 79
16EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 62
17NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 61
18LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 59
19AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 52

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

20HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 41
21AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 38
22RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 35
23SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 34
24GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 34
25EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 32
26SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 31
27RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 27
28YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 16
29BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 15
30SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 11
31MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 9
32Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 9
33VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 7
34God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 7
35HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 6
36Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 4
37HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 1
38FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 1
39Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 0
40LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 0
41KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 0
42ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Ahriman creams Linus
Azathoth creams Ares
Nyarlathotep smites Dennis Ritchie
Huitzilopochtli slices and dices Elvis
Miclantecuhtli whallops Dennis Ritchie
Inanna whallops Venus
Rationality annhilated Yahweh
Cthulhu slices and dices Huitzilopochtli
Skuld annhilated Krishna
Huitzilopochtli whacked Eris Discordia

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