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May the Almighty and Merciful Gnu grant you pardon, absolution, and remission of your sins.

Venial Sins

Recite 198 lines of the Linux Kernal Source and memorise 8 pages of K&R..

Mortal Sins

Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.

You should deny yourself internet access for a total of 2 weeks.

If your sin also broke the regulations of the ISP from which you access, you must confess to the support team, also.

I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Lemur, and of the Gnu, and of the Holy Penguin. Amen.

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