Weetabix are easily the most exciting cereal ever created.
Copyright TLI 1994. Get it sorted Cwith.
DAMMIT! I KNOW I didn't download the calendar 6 times?!?!?
The shards of paper that accumulate around the pinnacle of man's organizational ability.
balance them carefully so they spill onto the floor when you
Afterall, no one understands them except the enlightened Americans. And they're on PBS. I mean, only the enlightened of us even watch PBS at all!
AMEN to that, brother. Say, didn't the American screening
I must have a thousand broken guitar strings clogging up
Look in the corner of your bedroom. Your cupboard,
robert kipple is an austrailan artist ,who makes well known sculptures
Is he anything like Robert Fripple, the guitarist?
The greatest Kipple of the all.
hang on, that ain't a kipple, that's a brointon. Oh well...
It's a pile of pants. It's just full up of crap that no-one is ever going to read because they're too busy writing pages to tell the world about their crap. I mean, which of you will follow this link and prove me wrong?
They float around,
Sneaky little Kipple. (Safety? Ha! Dangerous Weapony Spear
These thing are everywhere. Libraries even!! DON'T LET THEM
You find the damn things at the bottom of every cup of Turkish coffee you will ever order. They say that the grounds are there because of how the coffee is made, but I know better. FIVE TONS OF FLAX!!!
How to make:
A FORK IN A GLASS OF WATER
which is a discordian thing
** Don't forget to change the water every five weeks or so.
Shopping Trolleys
These old favourites never fail to please. Shopping Trolleys are prime kipple breeding stock: just leave two somewhere for a few weeks and lo: you have five!Ring Pulls
The classic discordian kipple. Many discordians wear ring pulls around their necks on a peice of wire so they can recognise and avoid each other.
Pocket Fluff
Great stuff isn't it - I can't get enough of it.
Bus Tickets
They're everywhere, one of the most virulent and rapidly reproducing forms of kipple. ( especially when you get the bus to work)
A form of Anti-Kipple
This anti-kipple is very much in the same league as matter/anti-matter.
It is of course Bog roll, or toilet tissue for my more erudite friends.
Bog Roll
Whilst bog roll is anti-kippular under most circumstances, it can be made into a highly entertaining form of kipple simply by leaving a fair quantity in your jeans pocket when you do your washing. The effect is unique and long-lasting. Similar effects can also be achieved with cigarettes (tobacco kipple) and Weetabix.
Weetabix
Weetabix is sometimes viewed as an attempt by them to suppress kipple by moulding it into a stable and manageable form. However, adding milk and stirring vigorously, or even just placing on the floor and stamping upon them, is a great way of releasing the bound kipple from Weetabix.
Left Socks
The socks that
are left behind
when the dryer (or
washer) takes the
right ones.
fork in glass of water
Downloaded Discordian web-page copies
Or was it the evil little sock-gremlins!
Oh well...One for me...5 to give to friends! Hmm...5!
Hail ERIS!
Computer Droppings
In other words, all of the shit that grows on my desk as I sit at it.
FEARED and/or LOATHED ITEMS
As a child brussel sprouts, limas or any "just one more bite and you'll
be through" foods. Later Police cars- you see one but there's always more
lurking about. Also, those blasted bread-bag ties.
cd longboxes
open the cabinet beneath the cd player...of course THEY
were behind the extinction of the long box, but WE have a
collection, do we not?
British Comedies on American TV
Elseware
of the prisoner have someone on afterwoulds to explain it
to them...
Guitar Strings
my bedroom. How do you get rid of the damn things when
they break?
Answer: You can't. Learn to love them.
people
Other peoples acoustic guitars.
your loft. They will be their!
robert kipple
robert kipple
Robert Kipple
Truth
Wurgian BastardCruisers (Mark VII)
The World Wide Web
ATM and credit card receipts
exposing my precious account number
for all to see,
but no one can steal from me,
for I have no money!
Safety Pins
of Death Pins is more like it.) They run and hide when your
thingamawhazzit comes un-sprigged, but there there are,
lying in wait. Hiding under cusions. Eager to sproing out
and stab you in the ass. But I've found them out.
MUAHAHAHAHA! I'll them all clipped to pants where they
can do no harm.
OWIE! Curses... Foiled again.
The Loompantics Edition of the Princepa
EAT ME!
Turkish coffee grounds