Congratulations! you are an, honest to Goddess, Pope!

You may print out as many copies of this card as you wish to prove your new status to people:


THE BEARER OF THIS CARD
IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED
~ POPE ~
So please Treat Him Right
GOOD FOREVER

Genuine and authorized by The House of Apostles of ERIS


Every man, woman and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope.
Reproduce and distribute these cards freely - P.O.E.E. Head Temple, San Fransisco

A ~POPE~ is someone who is not under the authority of the authorities