Finally! The solution to all, yes, all your problems:
more stuff!

Life getting you down?
GET MORE STUFF!

Do you think life can't get any better?
YOU STILL NEED MORE STUFF!

Buy stuff, steal stuff, make stuff, IT DOSN'T MATTER. What matters is that you need more and more and more STUFF!

Let your first thought, even before you open your eyes, be:
TODAY, I SHALL GET MORE STUFF.

As you fall asleep, last thing at night, repeat to yourself:
I NEED MORE STUFF, I WANT MORE STUFF, I SHALL GET MORE STUFF... I NEED MORE STUFF, I WANT MORE STUFF, I SHALL GET MORE STUFF... I NEED MORE STUFF, I WANT MORE STUFF, I SHALL GET MORE STUFF... I NEED MORE STUFF, I WANT MORE STUFF, I SHALL GET MORE STUFF... I NEED MORE STUFF, I WANT MORE STUFF, I SHALL GET MORE STUFF...

Remember:
YOU NEED MORE STUFF.