The Erisian World-Wide-Web-Wrangler (tm)

The Erisian World-Wide-Web-Wrangler(TM) is far more advanced than the complex yahoo and the pedestrian webcrawler.

Utilising state-of-the-art PinealTech® systems, it dosn't just give you a list of pages that match your search string, it actually takes you to the page on the web that you, as an individual, most need to view at this time.

PinealTech®: The future of the web?
By using the basic bio-monitoring systems present in most modern microcomputers, the PinealTech® module scans the Pineal Gland of the user currently viewing the page, and combines this information with an I-Ching based on the current system time (GMT) and their spacial co-ordinates (approximated from their server address).


This gamma release version of WebWrangler(TM) is Elseware. Please do something strange, that you've never done before, within 24 hours of each use.

This page is kindly hosted by the Southampton Kipple Culture.

Please note, response times from the system may vary dramaticly due to variations in load on the system and disturbances in the (local) aether.

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Disclaimer
We disclaim everything we can get away with disclaiming, if you can't handle it - TOUGH.

The Erisian Web-Wrangler Utility is another fine product from the 3am Eternal team.

Last Update: Thu Mar 14 13:57