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Dumb [Minecraft] ways to die

These days we don't do as much dumb web stuff as we used to for the usual reasons Jobs, Children, Minecraft. However Chris made a minecraft parody video. Be careful around Creepers.


Inspired by data.gov.uk TotL adds noise to the semantic web.

Cities Game

Explore a world. Kill things. Gain skills. Cities is a new multiplayer game from TotL, designed to take about 20 minutes a day to play.

IT Phonebox Cards

Updated! New Pictures! 24 May 2000
Temple ov thee Lemur postcards! Why should prostitutes get all the fun? Now IT professionals can advertise in phoneboxes too, with stylish full colour postcards.

Underground Music Database

Discographies, track listings and reviews of bands you probably haven't heard of.

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Consume: London Pride Beer
Do: Give a hippy a proper dog lead
Listen: 20 Jazz Funk Greats (Throbbing Gristle)
Read: Three Men in a Boat
Watch: Dexter's Lab
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