EMPLE OV THEE EMUR

eclaration ov thee ights ov uman eings

hee Temple ov thee Lemur acknowledges thee following as thee Rights ov Man, and undertakes to defend them, for all Men, Women, Children &c. for as long as Thee Temple does exist.

ll persons have thee right to be attracted to other objects in accordance with thee Laws ov Gravity.

onservation ov Energy, ov any type, save enthusiasm.

n a closed system, men have thee right to seek their most probable distribution.

an shall have thee right to increasing entropy in a closed system.

hese last three Rights combined, shall be known as "Thee Rights ov Thermodynamics"

ach man has thee Right, when moving, to an amount ov Energy ov not less than half his mass times thee square ov his velocity

ny man who is a triangle, has thee right, when in Cartesian Space, to have angles, which when summed, come to know more, nor no less, than nine score degrees, should he so wish.

onservation ov Momentum shall not be denied to any man, regardless ov his race, status, gender or creed.