Evil Lemur
I Want Your Soul

One time offer! Never to be repeated. Temple ov thee Lemur will buy your part-used or unwanted souls!

Some terms and conditions apply. For instance, you must have a TOTL VCash account.

By clicking this button I give Temple ov thee Lemur and it's lawfully appointed officers control henceforth and forever more over my "soul" this includes my "spirit" but does not have any power over my "body" or "mind". Temple ov thee Lemur may return my soul at their discretion if it is unsuitable. Temple ov thee Lemur may pass my soul on to their dark master (Neil?), Rock'n'Roll or other third parties. I am over 18 and have not sold my soul to any other occult or satanic organisation. Offer void in Republic of Ireland.

Check out the souls on offer in our Soul Mart!