How to spot...

A "METALLER"



Clothes: Jeans or Cannibal Corpse shorts. Band t-shirt.

Hair: Yup, lots and lots. Or none.

Attitude: Some.

Music: Duh. metul of course.

Film & TV: MTV's head-bangers ball. And Beavis and Butthead, of course.

Habbitat: On Beavis and Butthead style sofa. At Donnington.

Dance Style: Head up, head down, head up, head down (repeat until end/critical brain damage).

Taste in women: Rockchicks.

Food & Drink: Beer, Snakebite, Burgers, Nachos.

Habbits: Being Beavis and Butthead. Or Kev.

Accessories: Painted leather jacket. Reading wristband still on wrist.

Often says: "A flying skull - wow.. cool!", "Shuddup, I can't here Beavis and Butthead!", "Band X rocks!", "Rock!", "Band Y rules!", "This sucks, turn it over, dammit!", "Nachos!", that beavis-and-butthead-type-laugh.

Never says: "Too loud.", "Europop rules".