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Clothes: (Painfully) casual normally, Starfleet uniform on special occasions (such as the start of a new series).

Hair: Unkempt, but not cool.

Attitude: no.

Music: What, er, maybe... "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm. The Timelords' "Doctorin' the Tardis" at a push.

Film & TV: ST:TOS (Star Trek: The Origional Series), ST:TNG (The Next Generation), DS9 (Deep Space Nine), Voyager, Star Trek Films. Doctor Who (If it dosn't clash with Star Trek). Sci-Fi Channel.

Habbitat: In front of TV, at Star Trek Conventions.

Dance style: What? At a club?

Food & Drink: Cretin Food (Pot Poodles, McDodgys, Super Poodles, Stuff-from-the-Vending-Machine).

Habbits: Watching Star Trek, talking about Star Trek.

Accessories: Communicators, Phasers, Pointy Spock Ears.

Often says: "Actually, Kirk never said Beam-me-up-Scotty", blah blah blah "Conduit" blah blah "Anomally" blah blah "Level 23 Diagnostic" blah blah.

Never says: "What happend on Star Trek? I was out.", "I have to admit B5 is superiour in all ways to DS9".