TotL.net Human Virus Scanner

During our research for "Don't Cross the Memes" we encountered several potent memetic viruses. Six months later we have perfected a simple yet effective human virus detector. Scan yourself, or scan your friends.

Warning: this software doesn't work in Windows IE4.

If you have any bug reports or comments, you can email us. Some moron is spamming the old address, so I've forwarded it to /dev/null.

How to use the scanner

• Each page of the scanner contains a grid of simple gray images
• Highlight the images you recognise by clicking on them
• Once you've marked all the images you recognise, move on by pressing Next
• After you complete the last page the system will automatically assess your exposure to currently known memetic viruses and suggest remedial actions

Another useless service of the TotL consortium.