We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkmungous)#009 (whelklicous)#017 (whelkabunga)
#002 (whelkabunga)#010 (whelkabunga)#018 (whelktastic)
#003 (whelkabunga)#011 (whelkabunga)#019 (whelktastic)
#004 (whelkmungous)#012 (whelkmungous)#020 (whelkerific)
#005 (whelkmungous)#013 (whelkabunga)#021 (whelkmungous)
#006 (whelktastic)#014 (whelklicous)#022 (whelklicous)
#007 (whelkmungous)#015 (whelktastic)#023 (whelkabunga)
#008 (whelkmungous)#016 (whelkarama)#024 (whelkabunga)

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