We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkabunga)#009 (whelkerific)#017 (whelkabunga)
#002 (whelktastic)#010 (whelkabunga)#018 (whelklicous)
#003 (whelkarama)#011 (whelkmungous)#019 (whelklicous)
#004 (whelkmungous)#012 (whelkarama)#020 (whelkarama)
#005 (whelktastic)#013 (whelklicous)#021 (whelkarama)
#006 (whelkmungous)#014 (whelklicous)#022 (whelklicous)
#007 (whelklicous)#015 (whelkmungous)#023 (whelkarama)
#008 (whelkerific)#016 (whelkerific)#024 (whelklicous)

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