We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkerific)#009 (whelklicous)#017 (whelkarama)
#002 (whelktastic)#010 (whelkerific)#018 (whelkarama)
#003 (whelkarama)#011 (whelktastic)#019 (whelkmungous)
#004 (whelkarama)#012 (whelklicous)#020 (whelktastic)
#005 (whelkerific)#013 (whelktastic)#021 (whelkabunga)
#006 (whelktastic)#014 (whelkerific)#022 (whelkabunga)
#007 (whelkarama)#015 (whelkerific)#023 (whelkarama)
#008 (whelkarama)#016 (whelkmungous)#024 (whelkerific)

Got Whelk? We may consider adding the finest user contributed whelks. Send your contributions to whelkmaster@totl.net If your whelks suck we will just say "you suck".

(W) Whelkright 2001, totl.net