We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkmungous)#009 (whelkmungous)#017 (whelkabunga)
#002 (whelkarama)#010 (whelkmungous)#018 (whelklicous)
#003 (whelkerific)#011 (whelkerific)#019 (whelkabunga)
#004 (whelklicous)#012 (whelkarama)#020 (whelklicous)
#005 (whelkarama)#013 (whelkmungous)#021 (whelkerific)
#006 (whelktastic)#014 (whelkarama)#022 (whelkerific)
#007 (whelkmungous)#015 (whelkabunga)#023 (whelktastic)
#008 (whelkerific)#016 (whelkabunga)#024 (whelkabunga)

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