We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkerific)#009 (whelkmungous)#017 (whelklicous)
#002 (whelktastic)#010 (whelkabunga)#018 (whelkabunga)
#003 (whelktastic)#011 (whelktastic)#019 (whelkabunga)
#004 (whelkarama)#012 (whelkmungous)#020 (whelklicous)
#005 (whelkarama)#013 (whelkabunga)#021 (whelkerific)
#006 (whelkmungous)#014 (whelkabunga)#022 (whelkarama)
#007 (whelktastic)#015 (whelktastic)#023 (whelkarama)
#008 (whelktastic)#016 (whelkerific)#024 (whelkmungous)

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