We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkabunga)#009 (whelkerific)#017 (whelktastic)
#002 (whelkabunga)#010 (whelkarama)#018 (whelkerific)
#003 (whelkerific)#011 (whelklicous)#019 (whelkmungous)
#004 (whelkabunga)#012 (whelkarama)#020 (whelkarama)
#005 (whelklicous)#013 (whelklicous)#021 (whelklicous)
#006 (whelkerific)#014 (whelktastic)#022 (whelkarama)
#007 (whelklicous)#015 (whelkerific)#023 (whelkabunga)
#008 (whelkmungous)#016 (whelktastic)#024 (whelkabunga)

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