We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkmungous)#009 (whelkabunga)#017 (whelkmungous)
#002 (whelktastic)#010 (whelkerific)#018 (whelklicous)
#003 (whelkmungous)#011 (whelkabunga)#019 (whelkabunga)
#004 (whelkarama)#012 (whelkmungous)#020 (whelklicous)
#005 (whelklicous)#013 (whelktastic)#021 (whelkmungous)
#006 (whelkabunga)#014 (whelktastic)#022 (whelktastic)
#007 (whelkmungous)#015 (whelktastic)#023 (whelklicous)
#008 (whelkabunga)#016 (whelkabunga)#024 (whelklicous)

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