B. undatum

(tune: Mrs Robinson, from The Graduate)

And here's to you B. undatum
TotL love you more than you can know (wo-wo-wo)
God bless you please, B. undatum
We think you're kinda funny, by the way (hey-hey-hey)

We'd like to learn a little bit about you for our files
We understand you feed on dying fish
A habit that we think unwholesome and not nice
It's just as well we don't intend to make a meal of you,

Coo-coo-ca-choo, B. undatum
TotL love you more than you can know (wo-wo-wo)
God bless you please, B. undatum
We think you're kinda funny, by the way (hey-hey-hey)