Explore a world. Kill things. Gain skills. Cities is a new multiplayer game from TotL, designed to take about 20 minutes a day to play.

Temple ov the Lemur's guide to urban sports for the town dwelling gentleman.

Updated with Episode III Quotes!
Who wants to be an eDrogna Millionaire? Answer the questions and win big prizes.

The Avatar and friends recreate Jackass in the sunny Serpent Isle from Ultima 7 part II.

Generate names, y'know - for geeks.

We saw all the stupid name generators on the web and said metoo.

The temple department of science turns it's attention to the music scene. We use the latest scientific methods to determine what bands are coolest.

Are your neurons bursting with memetic viruses? Find out with our all new virus scanner for humans.

Can you handle the awful truth of what happens WHEN MEMES COLLIDE?

What's popular isn't cool, and what's cool isn't initially popular - it's the eternal conundrum. Play our new game, and try and spot the coolest memes.

OK, we're busy people, and if you really want to know, here's what we've been doing with our time that's gotten in the way of totl-updating.

totl.net unveils an inspired way of stopping people hacking or deleting the site. We make it so easy that it's just no fun....

We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section.

With Valentines Day coming up, we've received lots requests for a TotL Computer Dating service. We don't know why you people would want computers to date, but anyway, here you go...

Do you believe stuff but don't know what to call yourself? Maybe you're a Positive Humanist and never knew it! Find out with our handy database.

To mark the end of the year and the dome, we present this account of a savage journey into the heart of the Millennium Dream (with the odd apology to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson). This has a lot of words in, some of which are quite long, so if you're a product of the American school system you may prefer to just look at the pictures.

Updated a bit for 2003. Web-Xmas-Cards with that unique TotL style. Post early to ensure delivery.

Chris is officially a bad perl coder. See why.

We've not updated totl for a while so have a chuckle at the media coverage of the Spud Server. Don't worry, there's new stuff in the whelks works.

Post random crap about totl to a chat board. Yay! Discuss Divine power strategy. Wow!

Can you identify the sayings of the most evil man who ever lived? (not counting Neil) Would you want to?

Confess your sins the TOTL way! Finally gain penance for foolish use of the BLINK tag in your youth!

Every week Dr. Fenderson gets literally several letters from foreign people complaining that they are no longer a part of the British Empire. (not affiliated with The British Empire)

Our new quotes game challenges your knowledge of famous (and not so famous) quotations, from real people this time. Those of you sick of Star Wars should find this a welcome change.

TShirts III: Now powered by cafepress. Which means there are no black shirts, but you can get mugs and lunchboxes. Although it's not clear why you'd want to.

If you have an official TotL spatula or Domino to redeem then click on the title above and type in the unique (we hope) number on the back of your domino or spatula to claim your free VCash gift. Oooooohhh!

Exchange your eDrogna for other equally valuable and exciting currencies... the eQuatloo is now the preferred currency of Soul Mart.

Battle as gods among men - now with instructions and, err, fewer database contention problems...

Remember those horrible 80's potato powered clocks? Well, TotL go one better with a potato powered webserver. Why? Who knows. How? Brute force and ignorance (and a clever dude with a soldering iron).

Temple ov thee Lemur presents a free night of Electronica and Dance Music on 7th May, 2000 in Southampton, England.

Grab your glass and your mirrorshades. Call in sick in advance. Temple ov thee Lemur reveal the secret lemur milkshake recipe.

Updated! New Pictures! 24 May 2000
Temple ov thee Lemur postcards! Why should prostitutes get all the fun? Now IT professionals can advertise in phoneboxes too, with stylish full colour postcards.

Finally! What the world has been crying out for - the return of the Temple ov thee Lemur daily comic strip.

Temple ov thee Lemur documents the Extreme! Put on your shades and take clicking links to the max!

TotL Labs have devised a series of questions which will probe the very depths of your character and present you with a detailed description of, and commentary on your personality. Dare you take the test?

In October 1999, three blokes disappeared in the woods near Southampton while writing a webpage.

A day later their empties were found.

A demo of our latest game featuring the exploits of the Atavar, Lord English et al. Enjoy.

A new online variation of a classic game.

TotL's index of the fanatical fringe of Internet Culture.

Who loves you and who do you love!? Instructions on how to link to totl with a groovy randomising banner.

Have you lost some email? Maybe we have it, check our bucket of internet detritus.

TotL.net wants your soul! Become a fully-fledged Soul Trader and buy your friends' immortal souls for hard eQuatloos!

TotL sets out a series of Rights of all humans, that they will defend to the death.

TotL is now an officially syndicated Ham Licencing Authority. Apply for your own Ham Licence NOW!

Get your monkeys instantly, from Instant Monkeys Online!

The latest in a long line of TotL parodies. Meet Darth Paperclip, and download wonderful new versions of Microsith Planet Exploder.

Electronic Cash the TotL way, you can earn vCash by following links and spend them on... well nothing actually.

Extreme Use of Nearly Universal Cooling Hardware.

Project E.U.N.U.C.H: To boldly freeze what no-one could be arsed to freeze before!

Boba Fett makes a stand for the Environment.

TotL makes ground breaking strides into the Search for Terrestrial Intelligence.

What does the future hold? Maybe the TotL horoscope page will shed some light.

It's Good vs Evil in the Battle of the Aeon. Who will win? You decide.

Ever wondered what the difference was between UK and US Mars bars? Now you can find out in painful detail.

Discographies, track listings and reviews of bands you probably haven't heard of.

NASA conspiracy theories, knackered old hardware, and zero budget, yup, its the highly professional TotL Mars landing.

A guide to some of the stereotypes you may encounter. A little out of date now.

The story of the TotL mission to Brentford in the summer of '96.