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Otherkin |
| Homepage |
http://www.otherkin.net/ |
| Cans short of a six pack |
6 cans short
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| Quote |
Otherkin are essentially people who consider themselves to be not entirely (or not at all) human, for some reason. So far there seem to be a few main viewpoints on why a particular person considers themselves something Other. |
| Web Site |
Errm, OK, in a dull, green sort of way. Inoffensive. |
| New-agers? |
Got it in one. These people might seem like wet, inoffensive hippies, but let me tell you, they are perfectly capable of ruining a good evenings drinking with their inane blatherings about how they were a Dragon in a previous life. |
| Dragon? |
Yeah, these guys all claim they were animals in a previous life. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but statistically they should mostly be ants and stuff, shouldn't they? "Hi, my names Squlch, and in a previous life I was a South Aftican lesser-spotted tree slug". Doesn't quite work... |
| Stoopid names |
Yeah, they all have stupid names, eg. Eshari Starling, Willow, Miracle, Skiewing, Thistle Kachunk, Spirati etc. Yuk. |
| Beliefs |
They have this list to tell if you are 'otherkin'. Now, most of these criteria are met if you are any three of:- drunk
- mad
- stoned
- barking
- a hippy
- deranged
- vegetarian
- californian
Now, I reckon that makes nearly everyone I know some kind of exotic animal in a past life. I call Mammoth! |
| Comment |
Harmless, but best avoided. |
| Suggested By |
JMcc |
| Overall Rating |
2 flying saucers
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