Site: | The Lair of the Crab of Eternal Wisom |
URL: | http://www.rathergood.com |
Pledges: | I pledge to eat your old and sick, making you stronger as a nation.
I pledge to make my services as a guru available to your citizens.
I pledge to urge any giant cyclopses I may come across to attack your enemies.
I pledge inflate myself to the size of a zeppelin using helium.
I pledge to eat bacon.
I pledge to wedge some sedge in a hedge on the edge of a ledge.
I pledge to dredge.
I pledge one languid squid. |
Submitted by: | The Crab Of Eternal Wisdom |
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Site: | who eversland |
URL: | http://www.animal.co.uk |
Pledges: | i will give every body great british coffee and will enslave or kill any natives |
Submitted by: | tim hill |
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