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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Internet vs GreekWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 5 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 6 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 7 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 8 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 9 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 10 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 11 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 12 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 13 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
| 14 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 100 |
| 2 |  Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 100 |
| 3 |  Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 99 |
| 4 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 99 |
| 5 | Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 97 |
| 6 | You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 96 |
| 7 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 95 |
| 8 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 94 |
| 9 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 92 |
| 10 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 90 |
| 11 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 88 |
| 12 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 84 |
| 13 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 83 |
| 14 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 77 |
| 15 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 75 |
| 16 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 61 |
| 17 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 58 |
| 18 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 55 |
| 19 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 51 |
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| 20 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 46 |
| 21 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 45 |
| 22 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 43 |
| 23 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 38 |
| 24 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 36 |
| 25 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 35 |
| 26 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 29 |
| 27 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 25 |
| 28 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 22 |
| 29 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 16 |
| 30 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 15 |
| 31 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 13 |
| 32 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 11 |
| 33 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 8 |
| 34 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 7 |
| 35 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 7 |
| 36 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 6 |
| 37 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 4 |
| 38 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 3 |
| 39 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 3 |
| 40 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 3 |
| 41 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 2 |
| 42 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Huitzilopochtli squishes Rationality Huitzilopochtli ate Rationality Rationality tromped Huitzilopochtli Rationality whallops Huitzilopochtli Ganesh smites Dennis Ritchie Ganesh whallops Dennis Ritchie God(tm) slices and dices Enki God(tm) destroyed Enki Ahriman squishes Michael Jackson Inanna slices and dices Huitzilopochtli |
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