Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Internet vs Greek

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Internet team:


Linus

Author of Linux.

vs For the Greek team:


Ares

Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes.

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
6SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
7Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
8HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
9EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
10ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
11ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
12GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
13MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson
14InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
Thor
NorseLad with the Hammer 100
2
Odin
NorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 100
3
Rationality
MiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 99
4Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 99
5HuitzilopochtliAztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 97
6YouMiscThe person reading this page. 96
7InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 95
8CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 94
9MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 92
10QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 90
11KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 88
12AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 84
13BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 83
14AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 77
15MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 75
16EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 61
17LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 58
18NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 55
19AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 51

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

20HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 46
21AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 45
22RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 43
23GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 38
24SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 36
25EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 35
26SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 29
27BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 25
28RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 22
29SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 16
30YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 15
31Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 13
32God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 11
33MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 8
34VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 7
35HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 7
36HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 6
37LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 4
38KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 3
39FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 3
40Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 3
41Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 2
42ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Huitzilopochtli squishes Rationality
Huitzilopochtli ate Rationality
Rationality tromped Huitzilopochtli
Rationality whallops Huitzilopochtli
Ganesh smites Dennis Ritchie
Ganesh whallops Dennis Ritchie
God(tm) slices and dices Enki
God(tm) destroyed Enki
Ahriman squishes Michael Jackson
Inanna slices and dices Huitzilopochtli

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