Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Shinto vs Judaeo-ChristianWho would win in a fight between: |
For the Shinto team:
Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. |
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For the Judaeo-Christian team:
The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. |
Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL. |
Position | Team | Members |
1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
2 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
5 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
6 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
7 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
8 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
9 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
10 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
11 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
12 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
13 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
14 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
1 | ![]() Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 100 |
2 | ![]() Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 100 |
3 | ![]() Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 100 |
4 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 100 |
5 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 100 |
6 | You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 99 |
7 | Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 97 |
8 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 95 |
9 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 94 |
10 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 93 |
11 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 92 |
12 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 85 |
13 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 84 |
14 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 81 |
15 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 76 |
16 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 62 |
17 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 60 |
18 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 59 |
Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods | ||||
19 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 45 |
20 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 42 |
21 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 41 |
22 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 36 |
23 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 36 |
24 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 34 |
25 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 31 |
26 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 29 |
27 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 25 |
28 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 19 |
29 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 15 |
30 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 13 |
31 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 11 |
32 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 10 |
33 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 8 |
34 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 8 |
35 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 5 |
36 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 4 |
37 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 4 |
38 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 3 |
39 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 1 |
40 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 1 |
41 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 1 |
42 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 0 |
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