Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Norse vs Egyptian

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Norse team:


Skuld

Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan.

vs For the Egyptian team:


Ra

Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra!

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
6SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
7Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
8HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
9ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
10EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
11ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
12MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson
13GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
14InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
Thor
NorseLad with the Hammer 100
2
Rationality
MiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 100
3
Odin
NorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 100
4Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 100
5CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 100
6YouMiscThe person reading this page. 98
7HuitzilopochtliAztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 96
8QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 95
9InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 94
10MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 93
11KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 93
12AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 86
13BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 85
14MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 81
15AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 76
16EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 63
17NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 60
18LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 60

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

19AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 45
20AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 41
21HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 39
22GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 36
23SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 35
24RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 35
25EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 31
26SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 29
27RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 25
28BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 19
29YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 15
30MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 13
31Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 12
32SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 10
33VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 8
34God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 8
35Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 5
36HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 4
37LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 2
38HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 2
39FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 2
40Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 1
41ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 1
42KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Thor smites Kali
Fuji smites Horus
Inanna smites Ares
Horus annhilated Linus
Enlil smites Linus
Ahura Mazda tromped Raiden
Ahriman destroyed Hera
Satan tromped Huitzilopochtli
Mars whallops Horus
Kali destroyed Miclantecuhtli

foo? fnord!