Temple ov thee Lemur presents:
The WAR IN HEAVEN webpage
solving the age old question: Whos gods are hardest?

Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few.

Greek vs Norse

Who would win in a fight between:
(push the relevant button to cast your vote)

For the Greek team:


Ares

Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes.

vs For the Norse team:


Odin

Squinty scandanavian bloke

Send comments and nominations for teams via email. Teams will require 3 100x100 images. If you have a better pic of a god than the one we are using, send us the URL.

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Team Statistics

PositionTeamMembers
1AztecQuetzalcoatl
Huitzilopochtli
Miclantecuhtli
2MythosCthulhu
Azathoth
Nyarlathotep
3NorseThor
Skuld
Odin
4MiscYou
God(tm)
Rationality
5RomanMars
Eris Discordia
Venus
6SumerianEnki
Inanna
Enlil
7Judaeo-ChristianYahweh
Baphomet
Satan
8HinduKali
Krishna
Ganesh
9EgyptianAnubis
Ra
Horus
10ZoroastrianAhriman
Ahura Mazda
Mithra
11ShintoSusano
Raiden
Fuji
12MusicLemmy
Elvis
Michael Jackson
13GreekHera
Herculcheese
Ares
14InternetLinus
Dennis Ritchie
Bob

Individual Statistics

The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.

PositionNameTeamCommentsScore
1
Thor
NorseLad with the Hammer 100
2
Rationality
MiscJust being sensible and ignoring gods in general. 100
3
Odin
NorseSquinty scandanavian bloke 100
4Eris DiscordiaRomanLass with the golden apples 100
5CthulhuMythosSleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. 100
6HuitzilopochtliAztecGod of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. 98
7YouMiscThe person reading this page. 97
8QuetzalcoatlAztecGod of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. 95
9InannaSumerianGodess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. 94
10KaliHinduBloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. 93
11MarsRomanGod of War, also work, rest and possibly play. 92
12AhrimanZoroastrianAhriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. 86
13BaphometJudaeo-ChristianGod of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. 85
14MiclantecuhtliAztecGod of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. 80
15AzathothMythosMindless Center of the Universe. 75
16EnlilSumerianSupreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. 62
17LemmyMusicGod of Met'l 60
18NyarlathotepMythosThe crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. 58

Above are the Vengeful Gods! below are wussy gods

19AnubisEgyptianChap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. 45
20AresGreekGreek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. 44
21HorusEgyptianInventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. 42
22SatanJudaeo-ChristianThe fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. 37
23GaneshHinduElephant headed guy from the East 37
24RaidenShintoThunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. 36
25EnkiSumerianWriter of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. 30
26SusanoShintoStorm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. 28
27RaEgyptianStar of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! 24
28BobInternetSubGenius god of Slack. 20
29YahwehJudaeo-ChristianGod of the Old Testement 15
30MithraZoroastrianLord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. 13
31SkuldNorseCute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. 11
32Ahura MazdaZoroastrianThe Wise Lord 11
33God(tm)MiscKindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. 9
34VenusRomanGodess of love, and possibly furs. 8
35LinusInternetAuthor of Linux. 5
36Dennis RitchieInternetWrote some computer thing. 5
37HerculcheeseGreekMan of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. 4
38HeraGreekHercules' evil step-mother. 4
39FujiShintoGoddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. 2
40KrishnaHinduSang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry 1
41Michael JacksonMusicGod of Pop 0
42ElvisMusicGod of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') 0

Results of Last Few Battles

Rationality slices and dices Susano
Inanna squishes Azathoth
Rationality whallops Susano
Rationality annhilated Susano
Lemmy squishes Fuji
Lemmy destroyed Fuji
Herculcheese annhilated Horus
Herculcheese ate Horus
Horus squishes Herculcheese
Horus slices and dices Herculcheese

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