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Temple ov thee Lemur presents: Scores: Teams, Individuals, Last Few. Misc vs Judaeo-ChristianWho would win in a fight between: |
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Team Statistics
| Position | Team | Members |
| 1 | Aztec | Quetzalcoatl Huitzilopochtli Miclantecuhtli |
| 2 | Mythos | Cthulhu Azathoth Nyarlathotep |
| 3 | Norse | Thor Skuld Odin |
| 4 | Misc | You God(tm) Rationality |
| 5 | Roman | Mars Eris Discordia Venus |
| 6 | Sumerian | Enki Inanna Enlil |
| 7 | Judaeo-Christian | Yahweh Baphomet Satan |
| 8 | Hindu | Kali Krishna Ganesh |
| 9 | Egyptian | Anubis Ra Horus |
| 10 | Zoroastrian | Ahriman Ahura Mazda Mithra |
| 11 | Shinto | Susano Raiden Fuji |
| 12 | Music | Lemmy Elvis Michael Jackson |
| 13 | Greek | Hera Herculcheese Ares |
| 14 | Internet | Linus Dennis Ritchie Bob |
Individual Statistics
The score is the number of wins in the past 100 matches.
| Position | Name | Team | Comments | Score |
| 1 |  Thor | Norse | Lad with the Hammer | 100 |
| 2 |  Rationality | Misc | Just being sensible and ignoring gods in general. | 100 |
| 3 |  Odin | Norse | Squinty scandanavian bloke | 100 |
| 4 | Eris Discordia | Roman | Lass with the golden apples | 100 |
| 5 | Cthulhu | Mythos | Sleepy blubbery thing with the psudopods. | 100 |
| 6 | You | Misc | The person reading this page. | 98 |
| 7 | Huitzilopochtli | Aztec | God of War, huge sacrifices, gigantic battles. Blood dripping from everything. If he had a mobile phone, blood would drip off it. Killed 400 brothers the moment he sprung, fully armed, from the womb. | 97 |
| 8 | Quetzalcoatl | Aztec | God of Life, moves stars around and is hideously ugly. A kind of all powerful Hollywood agent. | 95 |
| 9 | Inanna | Sumerian | Godess of Love and War. Slept around and hit people a lot. | 94 |
| 10 | Mars | Roman | God of War, also work, rest and possibly play. | 92 |
| 11 | Kali | Hindu | Bloody Fanged Goddess of Death. Sang with Jason Donovan. | 92 |
| 12 | Baphomet | Judaeo-Christian | God of the templars. Pretty hard in Final Fantasy VII. | 85 |
| 13 | Ahriman | Zoroastrian | Ahriman, Elder God, The Wicked One, leader of demonic hordes. | 85 |
| 14 | Miclantecuhtli | Aztec | God of Death, doesn't like people alive, dead or undead. Dosn't like goths either. | 82 |
| 15 | Azathoth | Mythos | Mindless Center of the Universe. | 76 |
| 16 | Enlil | Sumerian | Supreme ruler of the Sumerian pantheon, smote lots, allegedly wrote some Gold Discs or something. | 62 |
| 17 | Nyarlathotep | Mythos | The crawling chaos, soul and messenger of the Outer Gods. | 60 |
| 18 | Lemmy | Music | God of Met'l | 60 |
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| 19 | Anubis | Egyptian | Chap with the jackels head. Unlike goths, quite keen on going forth by day. | 45 |
| 20 | Ares | Greek | Greek god of war, goatee beards and silly fight scenes. | 41 |
| 21 | Horus | Egyptian | Inventer of the classic goth eye-liner look. Therefore truly evil. | 40 |
| 22 | Raiden | Shinto | Thunder God. Best character in the original Mortal Kombat. Has a dodgy french accent. | 36 |
| 23 | Ganesh | Hindu | Elephant headed guy from the East | 36 |
| 24 | Satan | Judaeo-Christian | The fallen bloke. Kinda bitter and suplhery. | 34 |
| 25 | Enki | Sumerian | Writer of Me. Bit of a wanker. Nasty reputation. | 31 |
| 26 | Susano | Shinto | Storm God. Deeply hard. Took out an eight-headed dragon by getting it drunk. Propensity to carry big clubs and kick up a fuss. | 29 |
| 27 | Ra | Egyptian | Star of Stargate - The Fun god, The Sun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! | 25 |
| 28 | Bob | Internet | SubGenius god of Slack. | 19 |
| 29 | Yahweh | Judaeo-Christian | God of the Old Testement | 15 |
| 30 | Mithra | Zoroastrian | Lord of Heavenly light, protector of truth, Lord of wide pastures. | 13 |
| 31 | Ahura Mazda | Zoroastrian | The Wise Lord | 11 |
| 32 | Skuld | Norse | Cute Norse goddess, last seen with a hammer in Japan. | 10 |
| 33 | Venus | Roman | Godess of love, and possibly furs. | 8 |
| 34 | God(tm) | Misc | Kindly chap with a beard who sits on clouds. God(tm) is a Holy owned subsidary of Coca-Cola. | 8 |
| 35 | Dennis Ritchie | Internet | Wrote some computer thing. | 5 |
| 36 | Herculcheese | Greek | Man of Legendary Journeys, got to shag Xena. | 4 |
| 37 | Linus | Internet | Author of Linux. | 3 |
| 38 | Hera | Greek | Hercules' evil step-mother. | 3 |
| 39 | Fuji | Shinto | Goddess of Mt. Fuji. A very Photogenic diety. | 2 |
| 40 | Michael Jackson | Music | God of Pop | 1 |
| 41 | Elvis | Music | God of Rock and/or Roll (prefers title of merely 'king') | 1 |
| 42 | Krishna | Hindu | Sang in a Goa band with some bloke called Harry | 0 |
Results of Last Few Battles
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Odin creams Satan Cthulhu annhilated Elvis Elvis squishes Skuld Baphomet destroyed You Nyarlathotep annhilated Inanna Miclantecuhtli destroyed Horus Thor whallops Kali Fuji creams Horus Inanna smites Ares Horus tromped Linus |
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