Declaration ov thee Rights ov Human Beings

Thee Temple ov thee Lemur acknowledges thee following as thee Rights ov Man, and undertakes to defend them, for all Men, Women, Children &c. for as long as Thee Temple does exist.


All persons have thee right to be attracted to other objects in accordance with thee Laws ov Gravity.


Conservation ov Energy, ov any type, save enthusiasm.

In a closed system, men have thee right to seek their most probable distribution.

Man shall have thee right to increasing entropy in a closed system.

These last three Rights combined, shall be known as "Thee Rights ov Thermodynamics"


Each man has thee Right, when moving, to an amount ov Energy ov not less than half his mass times thee square ov his velocity

Any man who is a triangle, has thee right, when in Cartesian Space, to have angles, which when summed, come to know more, nor no less, than nine score degrees, should he so wish.

Conservation ov Momentum shall not be denied to any man, regardless ov his race, status, gender or creed.