We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkarama)#009 (whelkerific)#017 (whelkarama)
#002 (whelkabunga)#010 (whelkarama)#018 (whelktastic)
#003 (whelkabunga)#011 (whelkabunga)#019 (whelkarama)
#004 (whelkarama)#012 (whelkmungous)#020 (whelkabunga)
#005 (whelkarama)#013 (whelkabunga)#021 (whelktastic)
#006 (whelkabunga)#014 (whelkarama)#022 (whelkmungous)
#007 (whelklicous)#015 (whelkarama)#023 (whelkabunga)
#008 (whelktastic)#016 (whelkmungous)#024 (whelkerific)

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