We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkmungous)#009 (whelkabunga)#017 (whelkarama)
#002 (whelkmungous)#010 (whelkarama)#018 (whelklicous)
#003 (whelktastic)#011 (whelkmungous)#019 (whelkerific)
#004 (whelkarama)#012 (whelkabunga)#020 (whelkerific)
#005 (whelkabunga)#013 (whelkabunga)#021 (whelktastic)
#006 (whelklicous)#014 (whelkmungous)#022 (whelkerific)
#007 (whelkerific)#015 (whelktastic)#023 (whelklicous)
#008 (whelklicous)#016 (whelkabunga)#024 (whelkerific)

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