We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkerific)#009 (whelklicous)#017 (whelktastic)
#002 (whelkmungous)#010 (whelkmungous)#018 (whelkarama)
#003 (whelkarama)#011 (whelkabunga)#019 (whelkarama)
#004 (whelkarama)#012 (whelktastic)#020 (whelkerific)
#005 (whelklicous)#013 (whelkmungous)#021 (whelktastic)
#006 (whelkerific)#014 (whelkarama)#022 (whelktastic)
#007 (whelkarama)#015 (whelklicous)#023 (whelkabunga)
#008 (whelkerific)#016 (whelktastic)#024 (whelkerific)

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