We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkabunga)#009 (whelkmungous)#017 (whelkmungous)
#002 (whelkmungous)#010 (whelkarama)#018 (whelktastic)
#003 (whelkerific)#011 (whelkerific)#019 (whelkabunga)
#004 (whelktastic)#012 (whelkerific)#020 (whelktastic)
#005 (whelklicous)#013 (whelkmungous)#021 (whelkerific)
#006 (whelklicous)#014 (whelkerific)#022 (whelkerific)
#007 (whelktastic)#015 (whelklicous)#023 (whelkabunga)
#008 (whelklicous)#016 (whelkarama)#024 (whelkmungous)

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