We at Temple ov thee Lemur receive no end of complaints that we have not represented whelks enough in previous articles. So for all you whelk lovers - here is a 100% whelk section. Each whelk-page has a ACE / AVERAGE / PANTS selector for voting on the quality of each whelk. The words next to the section numbers indicate how popular they are. Votes are tallied up every hour.

Whelk on!

#001 (whelkarama)#009 (whelkarama)#017 (whelkabunga)
#002 (whelkerific)#010 (whelkabunga)#018 (whelklicous)
#003 (whelkmungous)#011 (whelkarama)#019 (whelkarama)
#004 (whelkerific)#012 (whelkarama)#020 (whelkmungous)
#005 (whelklicous)#013 (whelkmungous)#021 (whelkarama)
#006 (whelkarama)#014 (whelkmungous)#022 (whelkarama)
#007 (whelkabunga)#015 (whelkarama)#023 (whelkabunga)
#008 (whelkmungous)#016 (whelkerific)#024 (whelkabunga)

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