Christmas cards! The perfect way to say you care, all year round.

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Bleeding-edge 2003 designs:
8 bit blessings
Presents of the Caribbean

Cutting-edge 2002 designs:
We Three Kings
Merry christmas; we're all going to die
Seasons Rubber Duck
Hope we have snow
Kali Minogue

Lame old 2001 designs:
The Annoying Lights
So that's where he is...
Uglies
Seasons Snoochies

2000 designs (sooo last millennium):
Say it with Surgery
Stern yet Seasonal
Christmas with the Pharohs
Snow Person is Merry!
Jesus! So Christmassy!
Light-Hearted Lemurs
Chrismassy Carbonite
Who do you love?
Death-star of Bethlehem
Christmas Crabs

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