Volume II of the Pest Book was opened on 23rd of January 1996. (Click here for Volume I).

Harvey, Surfer Of Stars,Abuser Of Pizza and follower of Vicky, Goddess Of Surf (and bizarre letters)

Harvey, Warrior Of Klenge

Hail Eris...
PRAISE THE FNORD!

Schabe y pues Schabe, KSC, CEO of SI, ESC

"'Tis an ill mind that blows no wind"
- Schabe y pues Schabe
The Skeptic Manifesto

rev. carey

NO, KLICKED HEAR NOW DAMMIT!!!!

I tidied this link up for you so it now works - Elseware.

Phil

Catch Phil in flagrante delicto

Memison Lord Chancellor of Square

How can I recieve more information on the doings of the rounds
and other odd happenings
memison--like venision, but only half the calories

Sleepflower

Purple Flowers are fine, but you must KILL THE DAISYS

Derric Custer

Eggs and chees have been combined for a new taste sensation!

Pseudo-Guru Tohuvohohu Hahasillyus, Grand Dinklypoo of the Tohubohu Cabal, High Gymnoprestidigitator tof the Naked Juggling Association, Cerebral Roamer of the Clumsy Travels, Grandmaster Nth Degree Tohubohudo, CKSCked Jugglersitator of the Naked Juggling

Hoomgah Hoomgah garblegarble mishkamok, offdi didi oh so no pokie wook palading ding.
Eris is Pan-Gu.

pope crism

Netscape == Eris! Hail Jim Clark, the Avatar!

Curse the IETF, propounders of the Anerisian Fallacy!

Pope Mad Mitch, Cabal of the Apathetic

Checkout http://www.discordia.org.uk which should be in place soon, and grab your chance to register your cabals web presence as a domain of discordia.org.uk
All Hail Discordia, or else !

pope malyce of thee fluffernutter kaball, flutecake sect

what better place to post a plea to She of the Creamy Filling?

O Great and Delectable Goddess, see these electrons and answer my prayer:

infuse my workplace with the true, light yet fruity chaos it so richly derserves

thus replacing the seeming chaos we have now

which is a product of the management and is really fascism in disguise

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

La Plume de Uncle Richy

Hello? Is this not fish-fettlers anonymous? Damn, I got lost again. Thanks anyway - bye!

MILLHOUSE

Myself and some friends of mine got together recently and
formed our own Discordian Society. Now that we're all formed
up and stuff, we were just wondering what we're supposed to
be doing. Can you help?

Brother Osiris

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
up the mighty fine work!

Ross, Keeper of the Cheese, Toker of the finest Aculpoco Gold, Weaver of Lies and Half Truth, Episkopos of the Golden Panthers of Eris, KSC, EMS, etc, etc, etc.

Where the fuck are the pictures of naked women? You guys have no class.

Lord Ross, Toker of Aculpoco Gold, Grand Episkopos of The Golden Paladins of Eris (aka the Mayberry Brotherhood of LOVE), Emasculator of Marmosets, Wrathful Punisher of Insolent Sluts, KSC, EMS, etc, etc, etc.

Hmmmm, I seem to have encountered another Discordian Cabal.
Oh, happy day! I just wish Mal were here to see it.

Episkopos Graham the Happy Scum, KSC KotF, Episkopos of the Grudnuk in Extremis Cabal, Terra.

Very Doovy. Please check out
http://linux2.mur.csu.edu.au/~94039678/grudnuk.html
(Yet Another Discordianesqe Cabal)

Note from the Secret (Web) Master : The above link was heated up for your web abusing convienience.

High not a pope the 23rd

Suprise

Just plain mean: <IMG src="file:/dev/mouse">

Too mean, I had to remove the above tag, it fucked netscape, bigtime. - The (secret) web masters.

Vampyre K.S.C. O.F.K. of the U.K.E.F.

Movement to establish the FIshchEase (tm)
Join the association to introduce the Mammalfish (tm)

Hail Eris, all hail DisCordia...

Ulmer Kabale to Establish FIshchEase (tm)

erw

Psuedo Guru Tohuvohohu Hahasillyus, CKSC (& alot of other Hooraw)OORAW)

Tohuvohohu

ERIS SIRE

Sore now-
I, Ogre,
Avid,
a dab sad,
I am a devil.
Evil alive.
Lived a maid as bad.
A Diva!
Ergo, I won Eros.

From the Tohubohu Creative Chao Collection

Rev pAx /\/o\/Us KSC.

I just recently
realized that I
have a lot of...

HAIR!!!!!!!!

Epsikopos Graham the Happy Scum, KSC, KotF, of the Grudnuk In Extremis Cabal, Terra...

We also have cabals in places like Rigel and Sirius if anyone's
heading out that way. For those stuck to this planet, there's
always the
Grudnuk In Extremis Cabal, Terra. Yes I have been here before,
Yes I am quoting another URL, and don't be surprised if you can't
get at it because the ppl who run the machine it's on are
Grey Men/Greyface operatives. Have a Doovy Day...

Dr.E.R. Gott h.s.c. (holder of the sacred chao)

The Grand High Pooh-bah

Come see the Secret Society for the Abolition of Secret Societies.
We plan to abolish all secret societies (ourselves last), by any means possible (so long as it's not TOO naughty).

TLI

As inventors of the `Glass Full Of Water Around A Fork`
We have to state that changing the water as often as once
every 5 week can cause nuclear war. (And your stainless
steel fork won`t rust as fast.)

Rev. Harlequin Jester Foole, KSC, DMV

You're so kewl, Brewster!

Dark Elf

Grapes are good, eat more grapes.
Pergas.

Paul "Trauma" Allen

(Smirk)
Most impressed my man...keep your end up etc....