For a good time, call your self

Kipple is Kind,

But Moose is Meaner.

Truth? Blah!

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Women Scourned Don't Piss Her Off

Hell Hath No Fury Like a WOMEN sCORuNED, dON'T pISS hER oFF!

DAmn! I forgot what I was going to write

Pleased to see so many man-hours devoted to this mindless prattle. Keep up the good shirk.
Though Sir Chauncelleroy's Head may have committed suicide I'm positive he would have loved this so.
We shall all find that which we remember to seek having forgotten to look for the memory of having lost what we can never forget.

See you Beyond the Last Visible Dog.

Mynd Kkontroll Sentraall HQ presents Xn3k0's Phat Lyynkkz

Holy site will worship regularly

For all of you Discordians with fast browsers and fat wallets, perhaps you might visit my Heretic Order of the Golden Apple Web Site, and consider burying your entire Savings Account in a cigar box in your backyard, after e-mailing me with it's exact location...

BTW, Great Site! I'll link to your's if you'll link to mine...

WOOF.....WOOF.....WOO.. AW Ferget It, Narf.

SWaT!!!!!!!!!
What the HeLL was that??????
(ohh sorry rick)

i'm fucking blind and my subconcious still can type obscenities.what a wonderful
fucking world. geez im bored.somebody anybody come over or we can just mentally masturbate.
until yezoo comes to judge the cosmic wet tshirt contest

I get my kicks on Channel 6,
The Light it blinds my eyes,
And I feel so dirty,
Feel so dirty,
Here comes Christ on crutches,
Christ on crutches

I like Cal and his dog Napalm
I like Ike and his itty bitty A-Bomb
You'll get yours and I'll get mine
You can order it up on channel 9.

Meanwhile Meanwhile...
Dr-Jeep spods on and on and on...

Love your Kipple Page!
You might want to look at the brand-new WebPage for the
Renegades and Anarchistic Initiates of the New Babylonian
Order(Rainbo), at http://www.ee.mcgill.ca/~robj
Rainbo is a Discordian Cabal with an attitude!
If you can, put a link to it on your page, I already have
one for yours. Tell me what you think! Join the Cabal!!
See ya there!

Ignore this message. FNORD

Eris masturbates my mind.....ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

go to http://www.jaxnet.com/~fudd

meep.

HIHOWARYA!

Joyce, the place looks maahvellous. I love everything about it,
accept for the utterly atrocious decor in the salon. Please, if
you needed money for new curtains, you had but to ask, dear! But
don't worry, I'll talk to the gals and I'm sure we can come up
with something. After all, we can't have you entertaining those
nice boys from the Illuminati Realty Firm Ltd. with those dreadful
things, now can we?

Hey, sexxy. I am here to introduce you to T.H.W.A.C.K. What's that? Check out http://www.westol.com/~timebomb/thwack1.htm , sexxxy. You need to visit the site, cause I worked a lot on it. Pleeze? I swear to Goddess I'll cry if someone doesn't visit it soon! I get no mail, no survey posts or anything. You'd think I had small pox!

Why doesn't anyone ever say nice things to Crosby anymore?

Chris: Couldn't tell you. (anymore?)

Hail Eris! Hail Me! Hail You! Hail the Little Paisley
Thingees(tm)...oh and hello!

Quit this nonsense, people! And Messiah, tell your dad to
stop pestering me and my pets!!!

Neat place you have!
Robin's Weekly Bytes of Gold.

Nice cabal. Contact us, the Slightly Morphing Flower Arrangers. 21 Mount Hill, Halstead, Essex. CO9 1AF. Maybe we could go out together and frop wingnuts in peoples' food.

Virtually all kipple, I've found, is herring-related. Can you relate? Hail Eris! Hail Discordia! ... Visit Dementia, Isle of Chaos, wherein resides the 23 Apples of Eris. 555555

Keep on Kipple'ing!
Nice cakes by the way.
All hail Accordia! Oops, sorry discord!

Hey man. Cool.

The sheep is in the bag. The Chao sings well and Mal is pleased

HAIL ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA
--><--

The ultimate secret is that there are no Secrets.

Hello from a fellow Episkopos!

We have a link to your site at "http://www.atlcom.net/~illumnus/"
so come check us out!

Hail Eris!!!

Since you are Discordians, you should be able
to use the following information:

2 9 3 0 5 8 3 0 9 5 8 2 1 9 0 4 2

Definition of the "Kipling Fart" (from Joel's Journal and Fact-Filled Fart Book, 1983). The origin of this fart is interesting (if true). It was supposed to have happened at the University of South Alabama. What happened was that a strange professor was talking to another professor who happened to be a great one for making jokes, and the strange professor said, "Do you like Kipling?" And the joker said, "I don't know - how do you kipple?" And the strange professor said, "Like this". And then he farted. This fart has a kipple sound.

This message may self destruct in 5 seconds. Or, it may not.
You decide.

THANK the Goddes for the game of sink played with the Communications Legislation!

What the hell is this!

... I WANT ONE!

PICK UNTIL YOU SEE THE RED ON YOUR FINGER.THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WE LIMIT OURSELF TO PICK OUR NOSES

I think what you're doing is fabulous! Keep up the good work. I would like to be in contact with anyone who can help bring me into the fold of the Erisians

Pope Wishbone the Elder (of the 7th day Lentil Cabal)
assures me that Enlightenment is to be had through a strict
diet of lentils and neat vodka only. Please all try this, and
post your experiences here.

SPECIAL OFFER. Luxury incontinence pants, free with your first Order. Order. Order. Order. Order. Order Now. We Are The Darwins! Illuminate! ILLUMINATE!

A Pubic Service Denouncement, courtesy of Saint Quaestor Pedanticus Industries, Inc, Keepers of the Sacred Mornington Crescent Simulator.

its too much

yo chris!! it's me kayt, back home on the island +bored come +see me or phone, or something!!
Web site is cool , but can we still visit your house from here
speek to ya soon. say hi to L+N for me!!
KAYT###

Belly Button Lint has something to do with kipple
hasn't it?

I am a fish.

I don't appreciate the fact that your web page held me hostage. I couldn't "Back" out!

RE: Above

Life is hard. This was an object lesson.

THY BEAUTY IS IN MY EYE,
THY WORD IS IN MY EAR,
THY THOUGHT IS IN MY MIND,
THY LUST IS IN MY LOINS,
THY LOVE IS IN MY HEART,
I THANK THEE FOR THIS DAY,

HAIL ERIS
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA.

ITS A WHOLE DIFFERENT COUNTRY OVER THERE,AND ITS A WHOLE
DIFFERENT COUNTRY OVER HERE

"THE COMMON SOLIDERS BLOOD MAKES THE GENERAL GREAT."
ITALIAN PROVERB

"RUN AWAY,SHIT,QUICK RUN FASTER YOU PRATSS!!"
A GREAT ITALIAN GENERAL.

YOUNG MEN SHOULD PUT ON THIER FATHERS PANTS IN PRIVATE,
DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO SPELL BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAN...

CONFORM CONSUME OBEY

That is a cool T-shirt slogan.

It's got a barcode, don't ya know.

I can't afford it right now sigh.

YES IT'S GOOD, YES IT'S CLASS, WHERE HAVE I SHOVED MY ARROWS
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Gracias!!

Newsbunny! ah newsbunny.
The best bit of Pagan-Vision (sorry- I meant live TV)
Is that a hoopy Channel or What?

2 3 5 LOTZ LOADZ ELEPHANT 64 FUKITY FUKING LOADZ,GO NOW AND COUNT IN THE APPOINTED MANNER

The sky is blue because I said so.

link to my oh-so wonderful and under-construction page.
it's at this groovy address.
www.cybersapce.org?~namtab/
got that?
good

I WANT THE MOON ON A STICK!!!!!

Meat is the one true vegetable.

Crivens Jeeves your wearing a canoe!

Words of wisdom spaken from the orifices of monkeys, chapter V.

"This is this." Pop Will Eat Itself

"Indeed do many things come to pass" Lord Omar

"With our karma speeding along the Superhighway, your dogma's gonna end up looking flat." C. Elseware

No comment... just wanted some free publicity. :)

All Conformists must fucking die.

I would greatly appreciate it if you would point your browser
to http://www.shore.net/~souschef/void/void.html. This is the
home page of the Virtual Order of Interstellar Discordia.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Keep the Cheese!

Interesting sight. YES, Kipple is my real name.

Can you hear the sound of the giant clown car,
falling apart in hell......

And so it came to pass that the Goddess Eris,having been distracted for
for some time,looked down on the believers,and for
some mystic reason best known only to Herself,decided
to shower them with Her blessings.
The believers put up with this for a while,and then lifted thier voices in the ritual prayer of
thoose favoured by Her.
"Fuk off and leave us alone,you bitch."
They said.

Hail Eris. To see the homepage of the Yiddish Pickle Cabal
(in Halifax, NS, Canada) try http://www.ug.cs.dal.ca/~whitby/yiddish.html
I'm in the process of adding links to as many cabals as I
can find and yours is being added.

***Note to REV. HARLEQUIN JESTER FOOLE.KSC,DMV. ***
Beware the jester's phony smile, beware the jester's
phony bite, beware the jester's phony name. Take care
sweet foole, life has a way of catching up! FNORD!

Yippee! The Grudnuk in Extremis Cabal, Terra
is pleased to announce the unveiling of our own (local, not Lpage)
Guestbook.
(yeah, we're calling it "Guestbook" because we have no imagination. (Well,
actually we used it all on the color scheme...) - but it too
is silly and open to abuse! Abuse it as much as I am abusing this one!
We dare YOU to join in the Kul Teng Funk Overdose...

ah bugger. I munged the URL up there for the GiECT guestbook.
Ain't that a bugger?
Anyway, try the link in this message.
Boy, Pope Yoda gets around, doesn't he?

Once a Cannible said to me "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes You don't

They found my foot odour offensive. Oh well. At least
Mr. T will do a good job. I hope. Just as long as he doesn't
touch Commander 'Pklpz's furrfu.

No comment except like everyone else you are better than everyone else.
Mercy comes from silliness and from non-sense comes non-attachment.
From Non-attachment comes Joy! :-)= All Praise Eris. Sister, Mother, and a distantly related cousin that just became your step-father all in one

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Feelin' Fine. I looked for a webpage related to discordiamism, but now that I've found one, I really haven't much to say. Damn!FNORD

NO COMMENT

WHo.

UHHHH,, I DOnt Get It All... I'm Confused...

i wish i was a fish
squishy little fish
in a splishy little dish
eating GORP
until my nose runs
then i'd sigh & wonder why
they wanna cry when fishies die
when all the fishies do
is splish into goo
for the fishies of the future to be nurtured
so they'll be fishies too

your site is a site

so is mine...

"Secret arrogant fish
reflect upon relational
oblivion.

Rhythmic monsoons twist
the midnight stillness,
seething... weaving...."

And Eris said "Hey, maybe there should be a cabal in Smallish-Thud-like-Cold-Land, and maybe it should be called HREF="http://picasso.cslab.wesleyan.edu/~bcochran/discord.htm" 'WesFreak, or The Divine Eristic Church of Jesse, Ben, And Whoever Else Feels Like Being Divine Cabal'

Donk you hate it when your links don't work?

A group in which my vote would make a difference would be small enough that consensus would be the just alternative.

This page made me so happy, I went and sank the cat.

Ha ! me again can't get the hang of this keyboard! see ya, kayt.

ooooh yes, very good. I thought I was the only proper english eccentric but I was blissfully wrong! Ha Ha!

"On the right, O nobly born, you will see the image of your 'female' and intuative nature, called 'yin' by the Chinese. The yin contains an apple which is the golden apple of Eris,
the forbidden apple of Eve, and the apple which used to disspaear from the stage of the Flatbush Burlesque House in Brooklyn when Linda Larue did the split on top of it at the climax of her striptease."


-you all know who :)

Cheese, dammit, Cheese!

I want to make one thing perfectly clear: I am not a tablecloth. Er, well, that is, not on Thursdays. For at most fifteen minutes. Oh, alright, I am a tablecloth. bghrvheihhf?

go to the yiddish pickle cabal homepage i can't remember the address

Would the person who hit the cricket ball into my
Id please retreive it? Thank you.