New Stuff

Cities Game

Explore a world. Kill things. Gain skills. Cities is a new multiplayer game from TotL, designed to take about 20 minutes a day to play.

Created by chris and marvin

Urban Sports

Temple ov the Lemur's guide to urban sports for the town dwelling gentleman.

Created by steve, chris, al, rich and drnick

StarWars Quotes Game

Updated with Episode III Quotes! Who wants to be an eDrogna Millionaire? Answer the questions and win big prizes.

Created by chris

Random Stuff

Complete list of TotL Pages

The complete list of all the TotL.net articles, parodies and applied wierdness.

VCash Wallet

You don't have a TotL VCash wallet, but you can set one up.

Temple Poll

 The new TotL cities game
 World of Warcraft
 Eve
 ogame.org
 Tale in the Desert
 Wine
 Women
 Song
 Sex
 Drugs
 Rock'n'Roll
 I have a job, you bastards

Featured Stuff

IT Phonebox Cards

Updated! New Pictures! 24 May 2000 Temple ov thee Lemur postcards! Why should prostitutes get all the fun? Now IT professionals can advertise in phoneboxes too, with stylish full colour postcards.

Created by naomi and chris

The Visible Mars Bar Project

Ever wondered what the difference was between UK and US Mars bars? Now you can find out in painful detail.

Created by chris, steve and al

Mission to Mars

NASA conspiracy theories, knackered old hardware, and zero budget, yup, its the highly professional TotL Mars landing.

Created by chris, steve and al