Badger baiting is a classic old english hobby. There are not many badgers in cities, but luckily there are surprising number of hippies, which make a fine substitute.
Hunting Grounds
First you must find a good hunting ground. Look for the spoor of hippies. These include bongs and tie-dye t-shirts. This place looks excellent...
Beater
It's foolish to go in after the hippies, you want to chase them out. This is achieved by sending someone, known as a "beater", to go round the back and hit on the back door with a cricket bat shouting "POLICE" or "I'M HERE FOR THE RENT" or something.
Get ready...
A second hunter must be ready for when the hippies rush out. This hunter carries a cricket bat and is known at the "whacker".
We've heard of people using baseball bats to hit hippies, but while it may be as effective, it's just not the Right Thing. TotL is against this erosion of our heritage and traditions.
Whack!
The correct whacker method is one clean bash to the back of the skull, killing the hippy instantly.
He's a big'un
The whacker has first selection of trophies from the hippy. This is known as "looting the corpse". Trophies include kaftans, bloodstained copies of the big issue and grass.
Do not try and make hats or coats from hippy pelts. We have learned to our misfortune that they are almost always diseased and smell terrible.